A 300 lb gymnast. P.S. that's amazing distance for a flip flop.

News story here. Because without the appearance of one Asian woman behind the wheel of a minivan, you're gonna call it fake.

Nothing left but a front axle and half a passenger seat. Which means it's on eBay Russia right now for 1000 Rubles.

The driver's transsexual daughter definitely owes him a blowjob after that. I'm talking both hands, cupped balls and swallowing included.

Yet another classic 2-wheeled crash brought to you by the ancient eastern Asian art of not giving a fuck.

That's what you get for doing anything NASCAR does.

I've seen enough accident videos in my time to know when something is intentional. But seriously grandpa, cough up the $30 and just go to Six Flags next time.

And that's why Twitter and women should be banned from automobiles.

Walking becomes a whole lot more challenging when there's an SUV up your ass. Example: this guy.

I wonder if this guy's as good at picking up women as he is at driving? Slam yourself between two of them without warning at 60 MPH and hope for the best - that's how I spend a Friday night. At Sears.

At least when the Chinese do it they are on their way to something important like making 75 pairs of Air Jordans. These Russians are just heartless.

At least the driver stopped this time. That's more than 97.3% of vehicle owners in Romania can say.