If that backflip was intentional, she would be Olympic-bound. But alas, she is wheelchair-bound.

Since this happened in San Francisco, I can only logically assume the cause of the accident was a man giving his boyfriend road head.

I often pray that this happens to cops when I get pulled over. So far, I haven't been this lucky.

Admittedly, this would've been better if he burned alive in front of his horrified friends. But we don't always get what we want.

A panel of judges just out of sight gave that flip a solid 9.8. The landing...more like a 2.1.

And this is why black guys should stick to basketball and stealing our white women.

It's the old "if you ignore it, it didn't really happen" mentality that my last girlfriend used after fucking someone else. Whore.

It's like my Grandpa always used to say....get the fuck out of the way when a bus is coming.

When the bus raises up in the air, that would be the man's body under the tire. Or maybe they just installed some bad ass hydraulics, not sure.

Well...that's probably where he would've wanted to die.

Listen closely when her face smacks the floor. It's the sound of missing teeth and great future blowjobs.

It's bad enough that he already looks like a cancer patient with AIDS. And now this.