George, George, George of the jungle, watch out for that 30 foot wall!

Good thing the crash is replayed that many times, so he knows just how lucky he is that he didn't get infused with that van had it landed on top of him.

Forest Whitaker looks devastated. Luckily he only saw half of the collision due to that lazy eye of his.

Note to dogs: Chase trains from the other end. Also, woof woof.

That's a whole-lada destruction right there... OK not really, I just felt like making that awesome pun.

Jeez, that truck driver got a little carried away.

That's the kind of shit that is bound to happen if you text while horsing.

That aircraft was about as stable as the camera, clearly both the plane and the cameramen were fueled by vodka.

She's been feeling under pressure lately, she hasn't exactly been having a very Goodyear.

They say the key to success is getting up after you've been knocked down, meaning that guy will be very successful one day after having Jackie Channed the fuck outta there like that.

Not to be outdone by Vegas' "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas", Reno has decided to try out "What Happens in Reno, Loses All Of Its Fucking Limbs in Reno".

You could argue that all landings are just controlled crashes to begin with; this one was just a bit less controlled.