She was later arrested for 2 counts of driving while under the influence, and 1 count of driving while female.

Senseless violence and accidental face rearrangements - that's what sports are all about. Keep this up and Americans might start caring about soccer.

This happened the same day Sex and The City 2 hit theaters. Coincidence? I think not.

You don't jerk off with your legs so I'm not really seeing the downside to this.

That isn't going to look good on his driving record. But in his defense nothing can when it's listed right after "Receiving oral sex from toothless Sudanese crack whore in Home Depot parking lot".

Damn that was close. The skateboard almost got hurt.

So much for a career in Nascar. There's always dribbling competitions... with your mouth.

I don't know if she survived but the inventor of these things is running out of room to tally up all of his victims.

Too bad he doesn't have Jenna Haze's phone number. If anyone can relate to a surprise disembowelment, it's her.

Apparently running for the border is a lot safer than driving.