"Last one down is a rotten egg". Well, at least he died a winner.

After consulting with 13 year old girls on Yahoo! Answers and the homeless guy that uses my garden as his very own personal toilet, we all agree: This lady shouldn't procreate.

Judging from the way Russians refuse to look before crossing a road, I'm going to assume they have some super secret force-field technology that normally protects pedestrians. But this being Russia it breaks down all the fucking time.

In Soviet Russia, bus rides you.

In her defense, if there is one thing motorcycles are known for, it's that they are really super quiet.

What do they expect, they're in Serbia. They can count themselves lucky the SWAT team didn't lay down suppressing fire into the crowd.

That whole thing looked like something you'd imagine seeing in one of Michael Bay's wet dreams.

A couple of days ago we posted a video of a Russian woman and her daughter being hit by a car as they crossed a road (see video here), well today another video surfaced on the net of that same crash, but from another angle. Horrible, from whatever angle.

Two things we learned about Russian bus drivers today; all they care about is getting to the next stop on time, and they have horrible taste in music.

George, George, George of the jungle, watch out for that 30 foot wall!

Good thing the crash is replayed that many times, so he knows just how lucky he is that he didn't get infused with that van had it landed on top of him.

Forest Whitaker looks devastated. Luckily he only saw half of the collision due to that lazy eye of his.