Don't worry. He didn't feel a thing due to those two bottles of vodka he had for lunch.

From paraglider to paraplegic in no time.

Can't fault her for not wearing her seat belt, you try getting one of those around you after slurping down six bowls of puppy and kitten stew.

The driver was actually a cop, so you'd kinda expect them not to drive drunk. But hey, this is a former Soviet Union country after all, even kittens are drunk there 24/7.

Not surprising really, I've rapped my leftover food in thicker aluminium foil than the doors of that car.

They should really make choppers like in GTA IV, where you can pretty much fly into anything you want until the damn thing starts beeping. Then you bail out mid flight.

The Chinese might learn something from this video, how to help a fella out. In China he'd be laying in the street for weeks.

Since he didn't stick the landing, the judges could only give him a 7.2. Tough break.

The 92 year old man later died in the hospital. With awareness like that I'm fucking amazed he made it to 92.

The other way to stop drinking.

Fortunately he's ok, unfortunately no one gives a fuck.

"Last one down is a rotten egg". Well, at least he died a winner.