I wonder if this guy's as good at picking up women as he is at driving? Slam yourself between two of them without warning at 60 MPH and hope for the best - that's how I spend a Friday night. At Sears.

At least when the Chinese do it they are on their way to something important like making 75 pairs of Air Jordans. These Russians are just heartless.

At least the driver stopped this time. That's more than 97.3% of vehicle owners in Romania can say.

.5 seconds before Sudan's first attempt at space exploration is recreated in .gif form. Make it happen people.

On the bright side, now she's an expert at Planking. Not sure how a Facebook gallery full of annoying pictures will make your intestines work again.... but it's gotta be worth something.

Keyshawn just got himself some new wheels and he's gonna show us how it's done. Right after he relearns addition, and why we don't shit in the sink.

This video is older than the dirt she swan dived into, but it's never been featured on here before. I promise it's the best thing you'll see all day. I shit in my pants all over again.

Listen closely and you can actually hear the driver of the camera car laughing. Human compassion: Moscow style.

When you're not born with the skills of the man 3 videos below this, one must improvise. Take hobo Jim for example. He can't leap Gonorrhea in a single bound, but he does a damn good job trying.

Much like her Turkish husband, I didn't see her there at first. But when I did, I defecated bricks.

Playing stickball with a delivery boy's face is one thing in Asia. But scoring the knockdown and pinning them under your car with no chance of escape? This would make Russia jealous.

Eating donuts through a straw? He's got an app for that.