And that's the story of why Billy got that pesky rib removed and later invented self-fellatio.

Everything was going great for Billy Bob Joe Willy Quebert Jr. the 3rd... and then this happened.

Well it's either this or getting waterboarded by the semen of 17 strangers. According to the Internet those are the only two options for a girl living in Asia.

It's like Mousetrap, except the last part of the game actually works.

What you can't see is the biker finishing off his Tweet about how awesome driving on the other side of the road is. But oh, it happens.

This happened a couple of year ago so I'm sure he's adjusted to his new face by now.

Whoa... did you see that!? She wasn't in the kitchen making everyone sammiches. I'm shocked and appalled.

In some countries, you're not considered a man until you go through something like this. And have sex with at least one conscious girl. He's still working on the second part.

I'm guessing they don't have engineering degrees. Or a high school diploma. Or know how to spell "gravity".

This is why I only ride motorcycles in video games, and in stories I make up to impress women.