This Australian tourist did survive that 110m fall into the Zambezi River inhabited by crocodiles after her bungee cord snapped, but she'll be hearing a lot of "Oh snap!" jokes for weeks to come.

Where the hell is that first dude walking off to? To go buy a lottery ticket?

Apparently there is a congenital lack of decent eyesight in Russia, also known as a perpetual Vodka haze.

Were those three dogs or monkeys running out of the car after it crashed? Not trying to make a racist joke there, I just mean actual monkeys.

He was in a rush to see his flat-mate.

She's not going to score well with a landing like that, even though her swan dive was magnificent. Lets take a look at those scores; a 6, a 5, a 5, ooooh a 3 from the Russian judge. She has been hard to please all day.

She got a bit confused and thought the famous expression went like this: Don't just do something...stand there!

Pity it had to take the extremely well publicized death of one little girl to change the national psyche of a nation to save the life of another. I'm assuming no one would have given a fuck here had the other video not surfaced.

On the bright side, he doesn't have to look very far to put some ice on that shit.

Don't worry. He didn't feel a thing due to those two bottles of vodka he had for lunch.

From paraglider to paraplegic in no time.

Can't fault her for not wearing her seat belt, you try getting one of those around you after slurping down six bowls of puppy and kitten stew.