Jeez, get a hospital room you two!

I always wondered where smoked oysters came from. Now everyone duck, I'm so going to flick this one.

The guy in that Panda suit must be very sexually frustrated after that, he's a sad panda.

That's the only way she could put out the fire in her ass started by a Volcano Taco from Taco Bell.

This joke seems way too obvious to use, but here goes; Cleanup on aisle 3...

Good thing the Bread Truck of Justice was on the scene to stop that idiot's hasty retreat.

Her awesome blow jobs will be the talk of the retirement home when she turns 80.

In Soviet Russia...ah fuck it, I got nothing.

Y'all need to hide yo sisters, hide yo moms, and hide yo dawgs, cause he be grindin' e'rybody out there.

Get this kid an AT-ST costume and send him to Comic-Con.

So...what happened after the dinosaur hatched from that thing?

The strangest thing about this whole thing is that some nutjob attempts to blow up a car and it takes around 30 seconds for one guy to get up from a bench that is only 10 feet away. According to this news link the man has been arrested and will appear in court soon.