There's a lot of ways to get your kid to stop playing his Xbox all day. And using his head as a fucking paint brush is just one of them.

I would have moved to Japan. Even if he could get laid over there under the distraction of tentacles and goldfish using vagina as a mass transit system.

Can't say I know what it feels like to be both mentally insane and nude in public at the same time, but my dad said it's really tough. I hope he gets released soon.

Someone wanna check that last cop for steroids? And bi-curiosity?

One more inch or two and the receiver would finally know what she feels like.

Her attacker is going to give some lucky man more than enough reason to get a vasectomy one day.

You have the balls to empty your gut into an empty mayonnaise jar but no self control at McDonald's? I don't expect anything less from a guy named O'noor.

I love how she acts like this bothers her at first. Sorry but once you're big enough to have your own orbiting moons, we doubt choices in food matter anymore.

Lucky for them, they already seemed retarded. So the adjustment into eating baby food three times a day should be seamless.

I want to adopt him just to see how much it costs to euthanize a 179 lb animal. I bet it's under $19.00.