If karma is real then I really, really hope she's well-acquainted with anal torture via AIDS infected porcupines.

Fists: The solar powered tazer.

I don't know where this happened but watch this closely and never fucking visit there.

Having a wheel where your head should be might not be all that bad. Just look at Lady Gaga. No seriously, go look at her. Ha Ha I made your dick invert.

I'm not sure what this is about, but I'm inclined to believe it had something to do with her being a female and not knowing how to turn her mouth off.

Judging by the slow motion and music added, someone really want us to feel bad him. And I just can't for a guy that dresses himself up to look like a penis.

Gotta watch out for those solid stationary walls. They come out of nowhere when you're Asian.

Well he sort of passed the 60 mph crash test. By Toyota's standards it's time to put him on the road.

Never piss off a cop that wears a ten-gallon cowboy hat - especially in Alabama. They are obviously unstable and highly racist.

I'd never overdraft my account if this is how my bank enforced it. Also, it's a solid excuse on how to get out of tipping waiters and hookers.