The hard way to make a smoothie.

Right, hurry up and drag yourself onto the tracks so we can give this whole suicide thing another try...Seriously, the next train comes in 3 minutes so hurry the fuck up.

At least they were nice enough to place the arm right next to him on the truck bed, to remind him during that 2 hour drive to the hospital of what he once had.

With all that burning fuel around the road they at least don't have to go very far to cremate the body.

According to the source her husband strangled her and threw her body down there...for all we know she was a hellspawn and he was just trying to send her back home.

There is only so much horrible Bhangra music an elephant can take before snapping...can't say I'd have lasted as long under the circumstances.

Guys! Don't just stand there waiting to be shot in the head! Cast your +8 Magic Lightning Missiles at the damn Taliban assailants, then use your Boots of Escaping during the havoc.

Looks like he was trying to get a good sleep. But they keep waking him up by yelling their "lai lalala" bullshit. Some folks are just plain inconsiderate.

Well not the entire family, little Dimitri was at home, grounded for stealing grandpa's Vodka. Which is sad, seeing how now Dimitri won't be getting many presents next Christmas.

It's like he managed to flip a bird during his last dying moment, which takes guts, the same guts that appear to be leaking all over that road.

That right leg may be salvageable, but the left one needs to be cut off and tossed on the grill with some garlic and onions.

Fuck that guy, he's messing up the kids' makeshift soccer pitch with all that bleeding and dying...so inconsiderate.