This definitely isn't the kind of girl you bring home to mom. Unless mom does lots of drugs and sleeps for 17 hours per day.

70% nipple, 30% tit. It's like she's two overflowing cups of french onion soup on her chest.

You could bounce a quarter off that ass - which should be her going hourly rate for sexy time. Hobos need love too. Human love.

It's a good thing she wasn't Asian. The goldfish wouldn't have survived through 30 seconds of that.

The tattoo on her lower back too is only a meager 2 inches in diameter. The sign of a whore-in-training.

In a world where blue-balling thousands of men at the same time is a sport, she's Kobe Bryant.

When cloning is a real possibility this is who's getting shoved into that machine first. Seriously.

Proportionately, this chick doesn't even make sense. It's a good thing penises don't understand physics.

This is the best thing the webcam that came with her Pentium II processor powered Compaq Presario computer from 1997 has ever been used for.

If you look as good as this, you should wage war on the underwear companies too. Together you all can make a difference.