That was a pretty good try... except it wasn't at all. He eats his steaks through a straw now.

Any pornstar could have told him 9 vs 1 means you lose. No matter what happens.

This is the #1 reason why you should only go to concerts if being decked in the face is something you look forward too after being rejected by drunk girls.

He's never going to successfully rob a Wal-Mart and get away on foot with an attitude like that.

He must really be a fan of the Ultimate Warrior because there's no other fucking explanation for this.

Other than the overwhelming smell of curry and asshole it looks just like every other wedding I've been to.

If you watch this with your eyes closed it's like encouragement for jerking off. Try it.

Someone wanna let Ricardo and company know the difference between being knocked out and fucking drowning? Thanks.

So, he hates the three most common things in the world. Blacks, jews and big tits. Fantastic.

And just like the time he got caught feathering the cleaning ladies pubic hair with his tongue, he didn't know any better and that's the story he's sticking to.