He would be worried about catching some transmitted disease, if every Russian wasn't dying off radiation poisoning already, so really no point in worrying about such petty things.

According to the source they attacked the female server after she had served them a wrong order. They were also described as African American...which came as a gigantic surprise. "WHAT! 18% mandatory gratuity! Oh hell no! someone is getting a beat down!"

The only sentence I could properly make out from the whole video was "beat dat ho ass", and at the end, it appears dat ho did indeed got dat ass beat.

We'll give them both a B- for that feisty fight. And that's the highest grade they're going to get all damn year.

Here's a little fact for you, nothing scares a crackhead away faster than a dust pan. So don't say we never teach you anything.

A doughy shoplifting fudge packer...yeah I'm sure his life in the Dominican Republic is just peachy.

Well, at least someone was there to hold her hand through that horrible experience.

Where the hell was this guy when that Asian kid was getting attacked by 6 other dudes in Chicago last week?

Wait, did he just call that handgun a "chopper"? I clearly see a pistol, my good Sir. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to pull out a big ass machine gun from his belt.

The younger cousin actually bit a part of the older ones ear off while the camera wasn't rolling. Which in Ireland is just how they show love and affection. Read more about this incident here.

The smell that is bound to be oozing off the pole on stage would make anyone's eyes water if that's what's on offer in that skank pit.

That was the first time I've ever seen a cow say "break that shit up!" with a single look.