The all out brawl that followed that fight was just the icing on the awesome video cake.

The 1-10 scale doesn't fit here, she's way above it in the "I broke my dick jerking to her" territory.

It's not all so bad, they can at least go for the "buy one prosthetic leg, get another for free" offer.

What the hell has he been eating? Chicken McMaggot?

Deserves getting knocked out just for wearing that hat...and that sleeveless shirt.

Repairable...Not easy, but repairable...The bike, I mean.

She really needs a bit of man-batter to rub in afterwards to keep those lips moist.

I've seen nicer looking piles of meat in the garbage behind my local butcher shop.

The car was being chased by the cops, so that baby was probably just sacrificing itself to help out its mother, in a sort of baby version of tire spikes.

Someone give that poor man an Aspirin, he seems to have a splitting headache.

Honestly the first time I've ever had a deep impulse to beat the shit out of a woman...wait, I forgot about Fran Drescher from The Nanny.

Sweet, I've got that very same machine at home, I use it to clean my taint after a dump.