Well if the car didn't get her, the screaming definitely did.

Near the end she says "suck on my nipples while you fuck me missionary"...yeah umm, fuck that Shawna, the only position we'll be doing is The Three O'Clock Appointment.

It's starting to seem that not a day goes by that Brazil doesn't manage to conjure up a gore video for us.

This is something the Chinese have managed to rid them selves off, all while making delicious Kung Pao Doggy.

You see a black guy pickin' through those pockets like it was a cotton field. I see a helpful young man looking to see if he has any bandages or even an ice pack in those pockets for his bruised face.

If there is one thing Brazilians know it's that when you see a man disfigured and in unmeasurable pain you should always do the responsible adult thing...Film that shit and send it to your buddies at MentalZero.

I see Asa and I share a common interest...I too have relieved myself in many a bathrooms before. Both public and private ones.

Hold on a second, I thought you couldn't throw punches in Sumo wrestling?

It's starting to look like we might have to rename the Shocking section to Brazil. Seriously.

Damn it, those are the two I had picked off RussianBrides4You.com, those bastards better refund me.

Big mouth should really hit the gym... because he's get a job for sure as a punching bag, he does that pretty well.

Having a girlfriend like this would make you feel like it's your birthday, Christmas and steak & blowjob day...everyday.