We'll give them both a B- for that feisty fight. And that's the highest grade they're going to get all damn year.

According to the source her husband strangled her and threw her body down there...for all we know she was a hellspawn and he was just trying to send her back home.

While watching that I was thinking the only possible way this could get any hotter was if she licked up her own juice...and then the heavens parted as she did.

There is only so much horrible Bhangra music an elephant can take before snapping...can't say I'd have lasted as long under the circumstances.

Damn it, that's the last time the Taiwanese police purchase reflective vests from China, the things clearly don't work.

Guys! Don't just stand there waiting to be shot in the head! Cast your +8 Magic Lightning Missiles at the damn Taliban assailants, then use your Boots of Escaping during the havoc.

Looks like he was trying to get a good sleep. But they keep waking him up by yelling their "lai lalala" bullshit. Some folks are just plain inconsiderate.

Honestly, I just want to know if she can cook. If so, that's wife material right there.

Here's a little fact for you, nothing scares a crackhead away faster than a dust pan. So don't say we never teach you anything.

Well not the entire family, little Dimitri was at home, grounded for stealing grandpa's Vodka. Which is sad, seeing how now Dimitri won't be getting many presents next Christmas.

Elephants really don't like it when you toss their salad.

It's like he managed to flip a bird during his last dying moment, which takes guts, the same guts that appear to be leaking all over that road.